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Destroyer of Worlds

Australia
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Posted - 17/03/2010 :  10:08:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fish.

mark
Destroyer of Worlds

Australia
4 Posts
Posted - 17/03/2010 :  10:15:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I made pancakes this morning."
"Oh, do you think it might rain?"
"Only if a dingo ate my baby."
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Dopefish
Nerd Herder

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Posted - 17/03/2010 :  11:07:02  Show Profile  Visit Dopefish's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Why did the kid fall off his pushbike?

Somebody threw a fridge at him.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
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Dopefish
Nerd Herder

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Posted - 17/03/2010 :  11:08:49  Show Profile  Visit Dopefish's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

It died.


Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

It was tied to the first one.


Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.


Why did the Wombat die?

Falling Koalas.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
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